Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Cherry Loves Cheesecake

Retired Signature.




CHEESECAKE ICECREAM
with
CHOCOLATE CHIPS
FUDGE
BLACK CHERRIES

Black Forest Dream

Retired Signature.



CHOCOLATE ICECREAM
with
CHERRY PIE FILLING
FUDGE
BROWNIE

At the Cocoa Banana Cabana

Retired Signature.



BANANA ICECREAM
with
YELOWCAKE
BANANA
FUDGE
WHIPPED TOPPING

Coconut Cream Pie

Retired Signature.



FRENCH VANILLA ICECREAM
with
COCONUT
GRAHAM CRACKER PIE CRUST
WHIPPED TOPPING

Strawberry Shortcake

Retired Signature.


SWEET CREAM ICECREAM
with
STRAWBERRIES
YELLOW CAKE
WHIPPED TOPPING

Rocky Road

Retired Signature.


CHOCOLATE ICECREAM
with
ROASTED ALMONDS
MARSHMALLOWS

Banana Split Decision

A retired signature.


BANANA ICECREAM
with
STRAWBERRIES
FUDGE
ROASTED ALMONDS

Boston Cream Pie

A retired signature. Still delicious.


FRENCH VANILLA ICECREAM
with
YELLOW CAKE
FUDGE
WHIPPED TOPPING

Ice Cream Fails

Throughout the summer, Cold Stone did this "flavor of the month" nonsense. It had some epic fails. I would honestly tell the customers that they tasted dreadful.


STRAWBERRY BASIL = Reminds me of spaghetti and people kept misreading the label and calling it "strawberry bash." I think my Cold Stone sold literally 1 cup of it

LEMON POPPYSEED = Reminds me of urinal cakes + lysol

I will continue to add much more to this list as I encounter new icecreams.

The only thing good that came from all of this is the creation of

MOJITO SORBET = Tastes like key lime pie + a pinch of mint

Sinless Sans Fat Icecream

A fat free icecream?! Too good to be true? yes.
Tastes like you'd imagine a fat free icecream would taste like = ice particles + Splenda
It is a great alternative for diabetics
HOWEVER, if you are getting it for the soul purpose of you being on a diet
do NOT order it like this

SINLESS SANS FAT ICECREAM
with
BROWNIE
SNICKERS
FUDGE
CARAMEL
TWIX
KIT KAT
COOKIE DOUGH

etc., etc.

It's completely pointless.

Mixing Icecreams

Usually, I dread when customers ask me to mix multiple icecream flavors. It gets sloppy and is usually is a pain. HOWEVER, there are some genius combinations and some insight on others that you should never ever mix together. ever.

TIP: never mix more than two icecreams together. It turns soupy and brown and the tastes just cancel eachother out. Do not think that "color wheel combinations" like... CottoncandyBananaMintStrawberry. Unfortunately, you don't get some sort of fantastic flavor explosion.


ICECREAMS TO MIX

Peanutbutter icecream + banana icecream
Coffee icecream + chocolate icecream
Peanutbutter icecream + watermelon sorbet (Tastes like peanutbutter and jelly)
Mint icecream + chocolate icecream
Cheesecake icecream + strawberry icecream
Mojito sorbet + countrytime pink lemonade sorbet (The mojito is done but it was delicious while it lasted)
Raspberry sorbet + strawberry mango banana sorbet
Peanutbutter icecream + chocolate icecream
Butter pecan icecream+ chocolate icecream
Cake batter icecream + almost anything

and so on and so forth


ICECREAMS TO NEVER MIX

Cottoncandy icecream + coffee icecream (or anything else for that matter)
Mint icecream + coffee icecream
Butter pecan icecream + strawberry icecream

you get the picture. be smart and try samples first!

Sorbet (SAWR-BEY)

Not sherbert. Sorbet is a delicious non-dairy "smoothie in solid form."
Depending one which sorbets your Cold Stone carries, they can all be substituted, but strawberry mango banana sorbet just happens to be my favorite.

STRAWBERRY MANGO BANANA SORBET
with
PINEAPPLE
GUMMY BEARS
RASPBERRIES

additional deliciousness to mix in:

RAINBOW SPRINKLES
STRAWBERRIES
BLUEBERRIES

Elvis Inspired

This one can be done a few different ways; perfect for those who love a good peanut butter sandwhich


BANANA ICECREAM
with
BROWNIE
PEANUTBUTTER
FUDGE
MARSHMALLOWS

Additional deliciousness to try in it:

BANANAS
REESE'S
DARK CHOCOLATE SHAVINGS

Secret Menu

If you want to spend $5 on just plain vanilla icecream (AKA Sweet Cream), be my guest. For those of you who want to mix things up a bit from your usual Birthday Cake Remix or Peanut Butter Cup Perfection, you've come to the right place my friend.

I will be chronicling my delicious discoveries as a "professional ice cream scooper," some more obvious then others, but some I assure you that you will have to taste to believe.